META-INF Atlassian expert team

"Not only individuals and interactions, but also a community of professionals."

"A TEAM is not a group of people that work together. A TEAM is a group of people who trust eachother." (Simon Sinek)

"You can always optimize."

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” (Bill Gates)

"Work Smarter Not Harder."

“I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.” (Airplane)

"Don't hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning. Think the bridge will be there and it will be there. It's a beautiful bridge, and it's gonna be there."  (Kelly's Heroes)

"The distance between your dreams and reality is called action."

"They did not know it was impossible, so they did it." (Mark Twain)

"Push yourself beacuse no one else is going to do it for you."

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?" (IT Crowd - Roy Trenneman)

“He has no faith in principles, only in frogs.” (Ivan Turgenev, Fathers and Sons)

"Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings." (Salvador Dalí)

"Put your soul into the littlest things too!"

"I am Kenough."

“First you learn the value of abstraction, then you learn the cost of abstraction, then you're ready to engineer.” (Kent Beck)

"There are no traffic jams along the extra miles." (Roger Staubach)

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." (Albert Einstein)

"Almost perfect... but still suboptimal."

"Do or do not. There is no try" (Yoda)

"Most days, I don't rise and shine, I caffeinate and hope for the best."

"A good heart is the sun and the moon; or, rather, the sun and not the moon, for it shines bright and never changes." (William Shakespeare)

“Time lasts long enough - for anyone who wants to use it.” (Leonardo da Vinci)

"You'll never walk alone."

"Eat. Sleep. Atlassian. Repeat."

"Whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right." (Henry Ford)

"Life is too short to remove USB safely."

“Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then we pray.” (Sam Redwine)

"And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes." (Monty Pyhon)

"Of course I knew. I just had no idea!" (Franco Provolone)

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"Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee."

"I am a child of light, my soul is pure as snow."

"Meditation is the death of action." (Madách Imre)

"I'm sick of following my dreams...I'm just going to ask where they are going, and hook up with'em later." (Mitch Hedberg)

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“They did not know it was impossible so they did it” (Mark Twain)

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"Impossible is just a big word."

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"Bad thoughts come back like stray cats. If you feed them with your attention, they grow fat and there will be more and more of them." (Tibor Bödőcs)

"If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing." (W. Edwards Deming)

"It's simple until you make it complicated." (Jason Fried)

“A learning experience is one of those things that says, »You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.” (Douglas Adams)

"Every hooman should have a colleague as pawesome as me. Trust me I'm a dog. Woof!"

"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."

"Woof"